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capybaraz

@capybaraz@mstdn.social
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ivan

total nerd shit.

#TheCrimeCats daily.

ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight.
#nobot

https://linktr.ee/capybarazz

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capybaraz
@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

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@capybaraz@mstdn.social · 4h ago

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say it's the oldest trick in the book.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · 1d ago

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say anyone who makes cops cry in court is a hero but it takes a genius to make an officer admit under oath that they cannot prove that #Afroman isn't fucking their wife.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · 1d ago

what i learned from one battle after another is you don't have to take anyone who thinks bob is a role model seriously, and anyone who thinks lockjaw is a role model you're allowed to shoot

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

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@capybaraz@mstdn.social · 1d ago

some photos from the cabin trip last week

1. standee from the bar where the bartender misheard my order and served me two bombas at once
2. the cabin
3. a tiny spider tried to fight me for my #chelada
4. ran #mothershipRPG for the gang (There is a Goblin on the Loose on Icarus Station).

fun trip but the beds sucked and i was happy to be home.

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

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@capybaraz@mstdn.social · 2d ago

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats like playing d&d too.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · 3d ago

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say monetize every facet of your life or the government will monetize you with prison.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · 4d ago

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say politicians and celebrities all answer to the same demon: capital.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · 5d ago

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats it's so important if you snore like a buzzsaw to sleep in.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · 6d ago

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say surely there will be no consequences.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · Mar 15, 2026

good afternoon, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say food is the first thing, morals follow on.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · Mar 14, 2026

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say if you angle it right it'll come out of your mouth.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · Mar 13, 2026

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say hustle culture is called that because you're being hustled.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

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@capybaraz@mstdn.social · Mar 12, 2026

hey folks, just a heads up that #TheCrimeCats may be delayed in this space over the weekend due to lack of internet access. to still get your daily crime cats fix along with throwbacks and some other bonus content you can join my ko-fi. thanks for your patience and thanks for reading my goofy comics!

https://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · Mar 12, 2026

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats wish they still had the nerve to bicycle in the city but watching cars from the window all day shows that drivers don't treat anyone else on the road as anything but obstacles.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · Mar 11, 2026

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say you deserve a fecal fiasco.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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@capybaraz@mstdn.social

ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · Mar 10, 2026

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say it's 2028. you've just received your quarterly pay in company scrip. you approach the bread rack. the price ticks up. you've expressed dissatisfaction with your workplace. the price ticks up. you took an unauthorized bathroom break. the price ticks up. the price ticks up.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · Mar 09, 2026

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say embrace nonexistence.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · Mar 08, 2026

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say here comes the argument.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · Mar 07, 2026

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats will trade all the water in the oceans and all the birds in the sky for watching silly little videos that no one could be bothered to actually make. just let me forget myself and the horror of the world.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

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ivan 
total nerd shit. # TheCrimeCats daily. ai/techbro/bigot bullshit blocked on sight. # nobot 
 https:// linktr.ee/capybarazz

mstdn.social
@capybaraz@mstdn.social · Mar 06, 2026

it is once again #bandcampFriday which means it's a cool day to consider picking up my band's album. featuring ten tracks of beer-soaked sarcastic and fun noisy surfy punk. thanks!

https://dollareater.bandcamp.com/album/try-hardest

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